45 Thoughts All Swimmers Have During Practice
Thoughts every swimmer has during practice.
Stock photo via Daniela Kapser
Most of my friends are still asleep right now.
I wonder what it’s like to sleep in?
I wonder what’s for breakfast?
I wonder what’s for lunch?
I wonder what snack I should eat after this?
I wonder what’s for dinner?
I wonder what we are doing next?
Why does this person have to swim on top of me?
DON’T TOUCH MY FEET!
Should I stop and let them pass me?
OMG PASS ME NOW!
I hate swimming.
Why do I even swim?
I wonder what it’s like to be normal?
I wonder when’s a good time to go to the bathroom?
Now is a good time.
The pool is freezing
Why can’t my coach give us a long warm up and now throw the main set at us after 5 minutes?
I wonder what I should wear to class?
I think I have a test today?
I am so tired.
I wonder if you can nap while swimming?
I’m going to try and close my eyes.
Oh crap! There’s a lane line there.
This set is really hard.
Why does my coach want to kill me?
What am I going to do when I’m a swammer?
My goggles are gross.
I think I’m dying.
I wonder how Michael Phelps feels everyday at his practices?
How do people actually love swimming?
I think my arms are going to fall off.
I hope this is the last set.
Staring at this black line all day is boring.
Why is she trying to race me?
I hate when people sprint warm up.
I’m gonna sleep forever after this.
Chipotle sounds good.
Panera sounds good too.
When is practice over?
I wonder what dry-land is going to be.
I hope it’s not hard.
I wonder if coach is watching me?
I hope not, I just took a breath off that wall.