Keepin the Scam Going: Peter Vanderkaay
Well, until Mel kicks us off we’re going to keep doing this. What? Peter Vanderkaay’s going to waste his time with us too? Game on.
Dave and Gary: Aaron Peirsol Ladies and Gentlemen
Aaron Peirsol? On our column? I know, it seems too good to be true. But it is!
Dave Enters Another Dumbension…
…and Gary lets him know. Again. And again. Come read, you’ll hate it!
Dave: Gary, can you please please talk about London?
Gary: Hey, I forgot to mention that I’m going to the Olympics. I mean that I’m already here in London…
Dave and Gary Discuss the Sport’s Greatest, Kind Of
David: Coming in at number five: Shirley Babashoff. Queen Shali Baba was as good as they come, and one of the few people I can think of where saying “she went postal” means she went on to have a great job with benefits.
Matt Farrell and Kara Lynn Joyce Graciously Stop By
Garrett’s interview was better, he knows it, so do you. But we also have Matt Farrell with us, the Ice Loves Coco of sports marketing for USA Swimming, a true genius. Stop by, you might learn something.
The Gooder Column
Smell the improvement, as this one is worth reading, we swear. Seriously, give it a shot. We know the last few were bad, but everyone deserves a second chance-month.
Dave Reminds Gary that He Was in Omaha to Watch a Swim Meet
David: Well reader, we have a really special plog for you today, so thanks for tuning in.
Dave and Gary Change Gears, Offer Insight
David: Do you ever feel like we’re missing the big picture? Gary: With you, anything is possible. David: I just…
Dave & Gary: Point/Counterpoint Meets Dr. Solomon
And you thought you’d seen mediocrity before, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: Sabir Muhammad to the column!
Gary and Dave ask WWDPD
Gary educates David on why @MamaPhelpsH20 is unbeatable in her upcoming competition.
Dave Finally Gets to Edit the Column
David: Hey Gary, thanks for going on vacation, I look forward to deleting all the jokes that I never understand.
Dave and (mostly) Gary Present: Who’s Faster? Vol. 1 of…
Have you ever wondered if a E.T. was/is faster than Kitajima? Neither did anybody else, but come embrace absurdity for 175 words.
