Swimmers don’t have lives, we do they just involve less oxygen and other water dwelling humans.
You either “Win” or “Lose” your swim meet, there is no in between, as we all know sometimes your team wins and you don’t do well, sometimes you have the meet of your life yet your team gets dead last.
Non-Swimmer Joe can beat you in a race. No buddy. Unless I give you a 30 second head start and I’m wearing jeans, you ain’t gonna win Joe.
You are the next Micheal Phelps, as cool as that would be it probably ain’t true. Sorry.
All swimmers make the Olympics, although that would be awesome, last time I checked it’s only two people in each individual event…in the entire USA.
Swimming isn’t hard, if you hear anyone say this, move on they are clearly not worth your time.
Swimmers always smell like a pool, alright fine we do smell like chlorine pretty much 24/7.
Doggy Paddle is an Olympic Stroke, nope SideStroke and Elementary Backstroke aren’t in the Olympics either.
You have to be tall to be fast, there are plenty of olympians, olympic medalists, and even olympic champions who aren’t 6’9” with a 7’0” wing span.
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