09 Things Jo Aap Sikhte Hai Swim Parent Banne Ke Baad
Swimmer ya phir swim parent lifestyle koi joke nahi hai.
Week-long chalne wale competitions, pool mei pura- pura din bitana, aur ek season jo truly kabhi bhi end nahi hota hai.
Fashion se lingo tak, swim parent banne ka matlab hai ki swimming ke new world ko adopt karna jis tarah aap ka kid kar raha hota hai.
Ye wo 09 things hai jo aap sikhte hai ek swim parent ban karJ.
- Duniya 2/3rd Se Jyada Water Se Bhari Hui Hai
Kabhi na end hone wali damp towels ko kaise explain kare? Wet suits jo aapke ghar ke har ek door par hang karte rahte hai? Car seat, couch, yaha tak ki dog par pade soggy marks? Aapki puri duniya hi wet rahti hai. All The Time.
- IF YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES FOR JUST FEW MOMENTS YOU MISS YOUR KID’S RACE.
Ye sirf ek swim parents hi samajh sakte hai day long swim meet mei jaane ka kya frustration hota hai aur sirf us :30 seconds ko miss karna jisme aapke swimmer ne actually compete kiya tha.
- Aap Ek New Language Sikh Lete Ho.
“Heat sheets” blanket ke liye term nahi hai. “DFL” koi runaway football league nahi hai. Aur aap jaante hai ki dono haath se touch kar ke head up nahi karna kitna important hai.
- YOUR GROCERY BILLS EXPLODE.
Ye dekh kar shock hota hai aapka kid kitna food consume karne laga. Jo ki sense bhi banata hai- wo ab grow kar rahe hai aur unhe food, vegetables, fruits ki jarurat hota hai sustain growth ke liye. But hectic schedule aurv daily workout and practice ki wajah se is samay baache jyada consume karte hai, jisse aapke bills mei kaafi increment hota hai.
- Chlorine Ki Smell
Sabka apna apna signature scent hota hai jo wo wear karte hai ya develop karte hai par wo use barely hi notice karte hai. Swimmers aur unke parents ke case mei Chlorine No. 5. Hai jo ki har season ke liye fashionable hota hai, ye wo scent hai jo kabhi bhi out of style nahi jaata hai.
- Subh Jaldi Uthna Kabhi Bhi Asan Nahi Hota.
Kuch chize aap adulthood mei learn karna sikhte hai. Wo chize hai jaise ki responsibility, apni vegetables khana, Capitalizing letters. But 4:45am par uth kar wahi home-pool duty nibhana? Kabhi bhi easy nahi hota hai.
- Swimming Jitna Dikhta Hai Usse Jyada Difficult Hai.
Aisa assumption bani hui hai ki swimming ek simple sport hai. Bathing suit put on karo, pool ke us side tak jitna fast swim kar sakte ho karo. Boom… Done… But uske piche bahot si chize hoti hai jo chalti rahti hai, legions ke officials se lekar, technique and form ke bahot hi technical aspects tak.
- Aapko Hmesa Ek Parent Aise Milenge Jo Timing Booth Par Najar Ayenge.
Local pools ke timing system fickle ho sakte hai. Sabhi log ek na ek baar jab apne parents ke saath pool mei jaate hai toh unke parents is glitch timing system ke bare mei jarur bolte hai. Jab aapko aise parents mil jaaye toh aapko unhe kabhi bhi dur nahi jaane dena chhaiye.
- Non Swimmer Ke Sath Swimming Ko Lekar Bahas.
Jab aapke neighbor ka kid swimming nahi karta ho aur wo apni eyebrow upar karke aapse puchte hai ki “kya swimming ek real sport bhi hai,” ye sunte hi aapke andar ka wo deep incensed reaction ko chingari laga deta hai aur aapke andar ka jwalamukhi foot jaata hai. Aur aap unse debate karne lag jaate hai.
