Dear Katrina, I want to be a champion like Michael Phelps and Natalie Coughlin. How do they keep being so…
David: Hey Gary, thanks for going on vacation, I look forward to deleting all the jokes that I never understand.
Have you ever wondered if a E.T. was/is faster than Kitajima? Neither did anybody else, but come embrace absurdity for 175 words.
I mean, it’s Anthony Ervin. You should read this.
Thanks for showing up this time.
Gary and David
Happy Mother’s Day to all! Gary’s wonderful mother classes up the column. Gary unclasses it right back.
…apparently this will uh, be…Part 1 of a 2 Part Series! Yeah, that’s what we meant.
David: Could you please refer to me as “Writing Partner to Olympic Hall of Famer Gary Hall, Jr.”? I hate to be a stickler here, but it’s just a basic respect thing.
This week Dave and Gary interview a North Korean swimmer, Rodney (via satellite), who recently made the Olympic Team in the 400 I.M.
Davis Wuolle calls out Omega Timing and Nathan Adrian … maybe …