Opinion

The Gooder Column

Smell the improvement, as this one is worth reading, we swear. Seriously, give it a shot. We know the last few were bad, but everyone deserves a second chance-month.

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Dave Reminds Gary that He Was in Omaha to Watch a Swim Meet

David: Well reader, we have a really special plog for you today, so thanks for tuning in.

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Dave and Gary Change Gears, Offer Insight

David: Do you ever feel like we’re missing the big picture? Gary: With you, anything is possible. David: I just…

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Dave & Gary: Point/Counterpoint Meets Dr. Solomon

And you thought you’d seen mediocrity before, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: Sabir Muhammad to the column!

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Gary and Dave ask WWDPD

Gary educates David on why @MamaPhelpsH20 is unbeatable in her upcoming competition.

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Dear Gary, Come home. Please?

He promised he’d call…

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I want to be like Michael Phelps and Natalie Coughlin.

Dear Katrina, I want to be a champion like Michael Phelps and Natalie Coughlin. How do they keep being so…

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Dave Finally Gets to Edit the Column

David: Hey Gary, thanks for going on vacation, I look forward to deleting all the jokes that I never understand.

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Dave and (mostly) Gary Present: Who’s Faster? Vol. 1 of…

Have you ever wondered if a E.T. was/is faster than Kitajima? Neither did anybody else, but come embrace absurdity for 175 words.

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Anthony Ervin Says Hi to Gary…and Dave.

I mean, it’s Anthony Ervin. You should read this.

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Dave and Gary: Alex Meyer Part Deux

Dear Alex,

Thanks for showing up this time.

Sincerely,

Gary and David

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Dave and Gary’s Mother’s Day Special

Happy Mother’s Day to all! Gary’s wonderful mother classes up the column. Gary unclasses it right back.

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Gary and Dave Interview Alex Meyer…

…apparently this will uh, be…Part 1 of a 2 Part Series! Yeah, that’s what we meant.

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Gary Talks With USOC HOF Inductee Writing Partner

David: Could you please refer to me as “Writing Partner to Olympic Hall of Famer Gary Hall, Jr.”? I hate to be a stickler here, but it’s just a basic respect thing.

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North Korean Swimmer Interview

This week Dave and Gary interview a North Korean swimmer, Rodney (via satellite), who recently made the Olympic Team in the 400 I.M.

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