Smell the improvement, as this one is worth reading, we swear. Seriously, give it a shot. We know the last few were bad, but everyone deserves a second chance-month.
David: Well reader, we have a really special plog for you today, so thanks for tuning in.
David: Do you ever feel like we’re missing the big picture? Gary: With you, anything is possible. David: I just…
And you thought you’d seen mediocrity before, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome: Sabir Muhammad to the column!
Gary educates David on why @MamaPhelpsH20 is unbeatable in her upcoming competition.
Dear Katrina, I want to be a champion like Michael Phelps and Natalie Coughlin. How do they keep being so…
David: Hey Gary, thanks for going on vacation, I look forward to deleting all the jokes that I never understand.
Have you ever wondered if a E.T. was/is faster than Kitajima? Neither did anybody else, but come embrace absurdity for 175 words.
I mean, it’s Anthony Ervin. You should read this.
Thanks for showing up this time.
Gary and David
Happy Mother’s Day to all! Gary’s wonderful mother classes up the column. Gary unclasses it right back.
…apparently this will uh, be…Part 1 of a 2 Part Series! Yeah, that’s what we meant.
David: Could you please refer to me as “Writing Partner to Olympic Hall of Famer Gary Hall, Jr.”? I hate to be a stickler here, but it’s just a basic respect thing.