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The relationship between swimmer and coach is a mixture of chlorine, hate, and love. Swimmers resist and struggle against coach when it comes to those tough sets, or challenging themselves, but love the results that happen as a result of it.
In celebration of this sometimes strained, sometimes awesome relationship, here are 16 things that swim coaches tend to say on deck either during a swim workout or at a meet:
“That was awful. Do it again.” Okay, fair enough. You got us. We didn’t hold the breathing pattern, missed a few intervals, and seemed like we were out for a leisurely dip as opposed to fine tuning our swimming.
“That was perfect. Do one more.” That’s what you get for doing it right!
“This is the last one. Before the last one.” Oh, so cold.
“Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er!” Some swimmers make a game of seeing how long it takes for them to get into the pool to start warm-up. Or rather, how long they can get away with no getting in.This is generally the warning shot before coach starts to get annoyed with these particular swimmers.
“Get in! Now.” The end-of-my-patience command to get into the water. Pushing not getting in any further opens oneself to punishment, not limited to having to do the whole main set fly with a band on around the ankles.
“No, you can’t use fins for this set!” It was worth a try.
“Today, we are going to work on starts.” This phrase is typically followed by a cautious – the cruelest of coaches will say this as a ruse and then paint a distance fly set on the board – celebration full of fist pumps and glee.
“Move your legs!” Those 0 and 2 beat kickers are a prime target for this one. Dragging along their legs, they swim as though doing a pull set…without a pull buoy. Wrath ensues.
“Did you actually do the full warm down?” With the hard stuff behind us, it is natural for swimmers to want to make a b-line for the hot tub, shower, or nearest refrigerator. 300 easy? How about we call it a nice even 50?
“Hyup!” This can be replaced by a sharp whistle or the oldie but goodie, “go!” to signal that you should get going in one form or another. It’s versatile as well; used not only for starts, coach can use it on your breaths to indicate that you are kicking butt, or that you need to kick more butt.
“Taper starts when I say it starts.” With that big meet coming up it is understandable that some swimmers take it upon themselves to dial down the intensity and frequency of workouts on their own. It’s not our fault that taper is so flat-out awesome.
“On this top!” An excellent delaying tactic when you want to secure yourself an extra minute of rest before the set begins is playing dumb with when “this top” actually refers to. So…this one? No, no, the next one? Oops, too late—next one it is.
“Okay everyone, 200 free kick for time!” That 200 free kick could be exchanged for just about any distance, stroke and specialty (kick, pull, etc). Usually these timed efforts come right out of the blue or immediately after a tough set for added effect.
“You’re still getting in the water!” Fairly reasonable reasons for why you shouldn’t be getting in the water include: no lifeguard on deck, weird steam coming off the top of the pool, unknown objects floating around the bottom of the pool. Despite these, coach no care.
“Oh yeah, totally, this is the main set.” Fewer things annoy and/or disappoint coaches more than having an athlete ask if the main set is next when the group is 300 meters into the session. Asking repeatedly not only unnerves coach, but makes us all remember how much more of the workout is still to come.
“Great job on that set.” And that makes it all worth it. Thanks coach!
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