Nathan Adrian Bares All (NSFW Photos)

  35 Braden Keith | March 29th, 2012 | Featured, News

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Here’s the dirty evidence. Nathan, please forgive us. To everyone else, don’t say that we never did anything for you.

In the finals of the 100 free at the 2012 Indianapolis Grand Prix, Nathan Adrian’s Speedo FS3 suit split right down the crack. Adrian got a towel in the pool before getting out to cover himself with, but the legendary Tim Binning got him coming off of the block.

Check out the photos below, as California Aquatics swimmer Nathan Adrian bares (Bears?) (Berens?) all.

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So far, so good

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The first sign of a problem (Photo Courtesy: ©Tim Binning/TheSwimPictures.com)

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This just became a party. And the entire female population of the United States. Just. Died. Courtesy of ©Tim Binning/TheSwimPictures.com)

There was a fourth photograph…but for the sake of everyone involved, we’ve withheld until we get the go-ahead from Nathan.

Comments

  1. wonkabar23 says:
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    Where do i sign up to buy this suit again?

  2. joeb says:
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    hope it isn’t on the cover on the National Enquirer tomorrow morning!!!

  3. Roque Santos says:
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    I see the FINA approved sticker.

  4. Sammy says:
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    Yep.. needed resuscitation. lol. Well.. it looks like Nathan has nothing to be ashamed of?

  5. Chris says:
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    Kudos to Nathan for a 48.6 with that half-a$$ed getup, although the extra anxiety might have made him swim faster…

    On a slightly different note, if you’re a male swimming spending $500ish for the suit/cap/goggle combo, why not take care of that bit of hair at the back of the neck and sideburns?

    • James says:
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      At this point in the season, that’s not what he’s supposed to do. When he gets to Olympic trials in a couple months that hair should be gone. The point is an all-out shave and taper requires you to race tired at early season meets, not shave and some people (Ryan Lochte 200 back) to not even wear a high-tech suit. Once the shave and taper hits, all the suits come out, the hair is gone and everyone is well rested.

      • Chris says:
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        I’m very well aware of that. And no, my point is that even on the biggest stage, you’ll still see guys who’ve got a bunch of hair sticking out of the back of their caps. Also, Lochte’s 200 back was a terrible swim for him, where he took it out hard and just fell apart, which isn’t going to do anything for his confidence.

  6. joeb says:
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    he isn’t spending a penny on the cap or suit!

  7. Reezy nation says:
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    Thank you. This should make berets feel better mow he isn’t the only us swimmer this happened to.

  8. Gold Medal Mel Stewart says:
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    Chris!!! That’s what I was thinking…. Tuck the hair in!
    Been hearing from a lot of women. They think Adrian is Keanu Reeves-ish x10 + intelligent.

    I think Adrian could’ve been 47.8 or 9 unshaven here in Indy without the suit slip. 100 free is a head game. You have to be focused. With the Durden’s coaching, 47 unshaven for Adrian is absolutely in the cards.

  9. Nadador says:
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    Nathan bares/bears/Berens it! But you know what: Kudos for him: he still looks very much concentrated/focused on the swim ahead. And I agree with Mel: it could’ve been a 47.8 swim! And, definitely, bar a suit malfunction, he already IS a 47 swimmer!

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    This is what we in the Materials Engineering field call (scientifically) a “catastrophic failure” due to “crack fatigue”. No, seriously, I’m not kidding.

  11. Wilma.M says:
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    ” You win, You lose some.” In this swimmer’s case he lost his suit but won the race. He can’t be disqualified for that? A female swimmer probly couldn’t get away with that. Isn’t that sexist not to Disqualify him for having too tight of a suit, leading to lewd exhibition during a swim trial.

    • James says:
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      From the looks of it, the race had already started by the time his suit ripped. Had it ripped before the start, they would’ve postponed the race and allowed him to go put on a different suit. But it’s also not his fault so I don’t think they can disqualify someone for that. I also don’t think they DQ female swimmers for that. And it wasn’t a trial it was a final.

  12. Anjelika says:
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    Poor guy, kind of sucks that is time was slower. But man 48.6 seconds, tha’s pretty darn fast to me. Great job on that time, and thanks for the show. I’m sure all the other ladies watching were impressed too!!!

  13. TA says:
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    It’s a good thing he pushed ahead though. And he looks so much better than Phelps!

  14. Kim says:
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    He’s got a cute little butt! 8^D

  15. seabeastbv says:
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    how about focusing on the score and NOT on the suit malfuction; that was a complete accident; still my hero LOL.

  16. Mike W says:
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    Sweet!!!

  17. kathryn says:
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    WHAT a cutie !!! even if he swam all wrapped up in a blanket !!!

  18. Jonelle says:
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    We need the fourth photo!!! Please post it!!! <3 Nathan Adrian <3

  19. Bud Grant says:
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    Wow! That’s not just a wear hole/air hole/tear hole, that is a rip showing some major butt cleavage and his aft-side was taking on water with muffs or in tub o’er the stern!

  20. chill guy says:
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    I love the fact that he didn’t let the malfunction distract him n thank u for the extra show nice buns where is the forth pic at? I Want see it

  21. Melody says:
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    He thinks dat ‘ll b d best……….

  22. DK says:
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    I think we all want to see the 4th pic!

  23. Mike W says:
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    I’d like to join the chorus requesting the fourth photo.

    Are there any pics floating around of Mr. Berens’ bare ass when his suit ripped? Ah – Google just answered that for me Nice!

    And just wondering if anone else remembers the malfunction mentioned in this link: http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/vault/article/magazine/MAG1139813/index.htm

  24. TOM says:
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    They should just go naked anyway!

  25. Zach says:
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    The $100-$110 suit, the “rip off” suit: )

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    Fourth picture. NOW.

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