5 signs you used to have a swimmers body

Courtesy of  Christian Bahr, a Bolles School and SMU alum. At SMU he was a 9-time NCAA All-American and team captain. Christian was also a member of the USA National Team, representing Team USA at the World University Games. Christian went on to coach at Bolles and is now at the famous Nashville Aquatic Club. (Image courtesy of The Natural Truth)

1. You Still Snap Your Bicep

After a workout at the local gym or YMCA, you absentmindedly snap your bicep against your lats to the consternation of the septuagenarian using the locker next to you.

2. Stretch Marks Line Your College Swimming Tattoo

Somewhere on your hip is the stretch-marked remains of a college logo tattoo.

3. You Toss Advice To Summer Leaguers (like a boss)

When you hear that the kid down the block is getting ready to swim in his first summer league championship meet you tell the kid, “here’s an extra $2 towards that paper suit” after he just mowed your lawn.

4. The Bent-Knee Kick Midair Dive

Whether from a dock, a boat, a cliff, or into a pool – whenever you dive into a body of water you bend your knees and kick them in mid-air ala 1988.

5. No Fear Of The Tiny Speedo, Ever

Whether or not you can even see the suit strings past your stomach, when you walk around in a speedo you do so with the confidence of a great white circling a reef.

See the 10 Telltale Signs You Have a Swimmers Body here.

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swimge
9 years ago

The first time being back in the pool in forever, you challenge someone who is younger than you and is clearly trying to get into swimming shape to a race… and win… and aren’t able to lift your arms above your head the next day…

craig
9 years ago

sadly I could never figure out the snapping of my bicep. probably because I was always tall and gangly, never really had a bicep to snap on my lats that were not really that big anyways. but I do the shoulder/arm shake out all the time still.

as I used to coach the summer league team I used to swim for, all those kids still know who I am, from the record book, so ya I toss out advice, like a boss.

William Wheeler
9 years ago

Have you been following me???

Christian Bahr
9 years ago

One point of clarification. While the gentleman pictured does appear to have the confidence of a great white circling a reef, that is NOT me.

Reply to  Christian Bahr
9 years ago

Ha! Love the post, Christian….

Evilwatersprite
9 years ago

After leaving the pool, you eat like you just swam 8,000 instead of 1/4 that distance.

Reply to  Evilwatersprite
9 years ago

Very, very true…. I did. Still striving to get back to fighting weight :/

Evilwatersprite
Reply to  Gold Medal Mel Stewart
9 years ago

Me, too. Eventually, I found that 3500m a session is a good training distance for me most of the time. Fairly forgiving as far as caloric transgressions go (and enough for weight loss if I am disciplined) but not so much distance that I pay for it later in ibuprofen consumption.

Seeger33
9 years ago

Can’t stop laughing! Ever single one of these is so me!

Joel Lin
9 years ago

Can I send my therapy co-pay bill to you now?